Here are the very funny Baby Mad Libs!! These may make Sharon laugh so hard she might go into labor!!
Melanie’s Mad Lib
When Sharon and Zack fell in love, they often talked of having a family. “I want us to have _5_ kids!” Zack said. “I’d be happy with _21_,” smiled Sharon. “Well, no matter how many we have, I know we’ll be _ jolty_.”Soon the_ jittery_ day arrived when Sharon announced to Zack, “We’re going to have a _ jelly_!” Zack was so _ juicy_, he grabbed Sharon and planted a big _ jester_ on her _ joystick_. “It doesn’t matter if it’s a boy or a _ javelin_, just so it’s _ jazzy_.”
Months passed, and the big day finally arrived. Sharon exclaimed, “_Jackhammer_! My _Jameson whiskey_ just broke!!! We’d better rush to _Jacksonville_!” Zack shouted, “ _Jack Rabbit_!! This is it!”
After _14_ hours of labor, a beautiful baby girl was born, weighing _55_ pounds _8_ ounces.
The proud parents gazed lovingly at their little bundle of _ judge_, and Zack said, “That was so much fun, I think we should have _23_ more!” “You silly _ jockstrap_!” Sharon said.
And they lived _ justly_ ever after!
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Linda’s Mad Lib
Soon the _hairy_ day arrived when Sharon announced to Zack, “We’re going to have a _foot_!” Zack was so _purple_, he grabbed Sharon and planted a big _belly button_ on her _tree_. “It doesn’t matter if it’s a boy or a _candy_, just so it’s _flat_.”
Months passed, and the big day finally arrived. Sharon exclaimed, “_Yes_! My _mouse_ just broke!!! We’d better rush to _Zimbabwe_!” Zack shouted, “_Come on_!! This is it!”
After _494_ hours of labor, a beautiful baby girl was born, weighing _72_ pounds _1_ ounces.
The proud parents gazed lovingly at their little bundle of _ball_, and Zack said, “That was so much fun, I think we should have _59_ more!” “You silly _soup_!” Sharon said.
And they lived _quietly_ ever after!
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Lauren’s Mad Lib
Soon the _slippery_ day arrived when Sharon announced to Zack, “We’re going to have a _beetle_!” Zack was so _shiny_, he grabbed Sharon and planted a big _carpet_ on her _ refrigerator_. “It doesn’t matter if it’s a boy or a __shopping cart_, just so it’s _furry__.”
Months passed, and the big day finally arrived. Sharon exclaimed, “_Uffda_! My _shoe__ just broke!!! We’d better rush to _Graceland_!” Zack shouted, “_Egads_!! This is it!”
After _123_ hours of labor, a beautiful baby girl was born, weighing _59_ pounds _6_ ounces.
The proud parents gazed lovingly at their little bundle of _guitar_, and Zack said, “That was so much fun, I think we should have _25_ more!” “You silly _bellybutton_!” Sharon said.
And they lived _happily_ ever after!
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Vicky/ Sharon's Mom’s Mad Lib
When Sharon and Zack fell in love, they often talked of having a family. “I want us to have _23_ kids!” Zack said. “I’d be happy with _41_,” smiled Sharon. “Well, no matter how many we have, I know we’ll be _gentle_.”Soon the _quiet_ day arrived when Sharon announced to Zack, “We’re going to have a _baby_!” Zack was so _pink_, he grabbed Sharon and planted a big _doll_ on her _ bunny_. “It doesn’t matter if it’s a boy or a _quilt_, just so it’s _ cute_.”
Months passed, and the big day finally arrived. Sharon exclaimed, “_Wow_! My _dress_ just broke!!! We’d better rush to _Kentucky_!” Zack shouted, “_Great_!! This is it!”
After _3_ hours of labor, a beautiful baby girl was born, weighing _7_ pounds _12_ ounces.
The proud parents gazed lovingly at their little bundle of _crib_, and Zack said, “That was so much fun, I think we should have _16_ more!” “You silly _hair_!” Sharon said.
And they lived _kindly_ ever after!
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Cindy’s Mad Lib
When Sharon and Zack fell in love, they often talked of having a family. “I want us to have _12_ kids!” Zack said. “I’d be happy with _2_,” smiled Sharon. “Well, no matter how many we have, I know we’ll be _sparkly_.”Soon the __furry_ day arrived when Sharon announced to Zack, “We’re going to have a _fork_!” Zack was so _soft_, he grabbed Sharon and planted a big _pencil_ on her _ statue_. “It doesn’t matter if it’s a boy or a _mirror_, just so it’s _bumpy_.”
Months passed, and the big day finally arrived. Sharon exclaimed, “_Gee Willakers_! My _star_ just broke!!! We’d better rush to the _North Pole_!” Zack shouted, “_Yikes_!! This is it!”
After _1001_ hours of labor, a beautiful baby girl was born, weighing _47_ pounds _5_ ounces.
The proud parents gazed lovingly at their little bundle of _nose ring_, and Zack said, “That was so much fun, I think we should have _19_ more!” “You silly _shoe_!” Sharon said.
And they lived _truly_ ever after!
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Robin’s Mad Lib
When Sharon and Zack fell in love, they often talked of having a family. “I want us to have _47_ kids!” Zack said. “I’d be happy with _5_,” smiled Sharon. “Well, no matter how many we have, I know we’ll be _lovely_.”Soon the _prickly_ day arrived when Sharon announced to Zack, “We’re going to have a _glass_!” Zack was so _smooth_, he grabbed Sharon and planted a big _carrot_ on her _ scarf_. “It doesn’t matter if it’s a boy or a _ table_ just so it’s _sweet_.”
Months passed, and the big day finally arrived. Sharon exclaimed, “_Oh boy_! My _gas pump_ just broke!!! We’d better rush to the _amusement park_!” Zack shouted, “_Whoo hoo__!! This is it!”
After _102_ hours of labor, a beautiful baby girl was born, weighing _29_ pounds _3_ ounces.
The proud parents gazed lovingly at their little bundle of _spatula_, and Zack said, “That was so much fun, I think we should have _77_ more!” “You silly _pumpkin_!” Sharon said.
And they lived _lazily_ ever after!
